Ad: Soi Crocodile, Bangla Road, Patong. Web: www.dingosbar.com

Located up the stairs from Dingo’s Bar, dclub is a reasonable club in Patong where people go to drink cheap beers and dance until the sun comes up. Located on Soi Bangla, this Patong club isn’t exactly family friendly, but if you want to meet bar girls and party with them, this is as good a place any to do it.

They have coyote dancing shows, which means that you can watch almost-naked girls gyrating about on a stage to obscure techno music. Every now and then they have live bands at dclub.

dclub is far from the mellowest disco in Phuket, but if you want to people watch, this place may warrant your attention.

Patong is full of clubs such as this one. If you know that you’re going to be appalled by the sight of naked Thai girls then don’t bother going. It is what it is and has been for a long time.